"What the hell!?"=Maji ka yo !?
"God help me."=Aa kamisama.
"You are too poor for these purchases."=Omaesan ha kaimono suru niwa binbo sugiru yo ja no.
"Not sure what happened, your car passed."=Nani ga okita ka wakaran kedo syaken ni totta yo.
"There is no way this is going to pass. But more money for me."=Kono kuruma wo syaken ni tosu hoho ha nai yo. demo moke sasete moratta yo.
"I don't know what to say. My life and my job sucks."=Nanto ieba yoi ka..boku no shigoto mo jinsei mo kuso da yo.
"Do not even bother to fix this. This car is ready for scrapping."=Syuri ha akirame ta hoga yoi. kore ha mo tetsukuzu dozen dakara.
"Your post order has arrived. You can pick it up from the store."=Chumon shita nimotsu ga todoita kara tori ni kite okure.
"I know you've stolen fuel. Come back and pay!"=Nenryo wo nusunda no ha wakatto run ja! modotte harai nasai!
"I tried to call everybody. Please can you pick me up from the Pub and drive me home?"=Minna ni denwa shite n dakedo yo pabu kara ie made okutte kun ne ka na?
"Hello! I would like to buy a flatbed load of firewoods. You can deliver them any time!"=Moshi moshi... maki wo nidai ni mantan kau kara hakonde kure! jikan ha itus demo daijobu da.
"Our sewage well is full of crap. Come and empty it."=Gesuitanku ga kuso de ippai da. suitori ni koi.
"How could I say... Our sewage well is completely full... Could you empty it?"=Nanto iu ka..osuitanku ga ippai de... kaisyu shite kure masen ka ne?
Could you suck our sewage well dry? I pay of course!"=Osuitanku no kaisyu wo onegai deki masu ka? mochiron hosyu ha harai masu yo!
"My dad asked me to call about the sewage well, it is full. He is drunk."=Otosan ga ne, osuitanku ga ippai dakara, denwa shiro tte. otosa wa yopparatte ru yo.
"Hi! Our shit is full of crap... sewage well. You should come here and suck it..."=Mazui..osuitanku ga fun de.. unko de ippai nanda..! sui ni kite kure..!
"Fleetari here! Your repair work is ready. Come here and get your stuff."=Syuriya no Fleetari daze! syuri ga owatta kara kuruma wo torini kite kure.
"It is Fleetari here. Want to earn 10 bottles of booze? Dump some shit at the front of the Lindell inspection shop. That sucker deserves it."=Fleetari daze..sake ga 10hon hoshi ka?..syakenjo no mae de kuso wo makichirasi te kure..ano kusottare no nozomidori ni na!
"I can't believe it... You are rally winner. I must admit you have such big balls. I thought you were going to die, but you won!"=Shinji rare ne.. omae ga rari no syosya da.omae nanka jiko tte shinu monda to omotte ta noni. dekai tama tsuite n na!
"It's Fleetari here! You moron, bring back my car or I make sure your shit bucket car does not see another day!"=Syuriya no Fleetari daze! kono bakatare, ore no kuruma wo kaesa naito omae no ponkotsu ga ashita wo mukae rare nai zo!
"My neighbor is a dick."=Kokora no renchu ha kuso da na.
"You are such a character with this car of yours."=Kainushi ni niru tte iu kedo. kono kuruma mo so dane.
"I am not getting neither baby chickens or eggs."=Iya anata ga kuruma ni niteru no ka? niwatori ga saki ka tamago ga saki ka?
"This is what human relationships are, you live with it."=Kore ga rokaru ruru ja. shitagatte morawan to.
"I am very happy with your work. I couldn't do any better."=Hijyo ni manzoku shite imasu. kochira ha daikin desu.
"Thank you very much, you've deserved your money."=Honto ni arigato okane wo dozo.
"No money, no rally participation for you."=Kane mo nai noni rari dekiru wake nai daro.
"You are required to wear a crash helmet."=Roruba nai to dame datte itta ro!
"Your car is missing required safety gear."=4ten shiki sito beruto tsukete nai to shi n jau yo.
"Your car needs to be inspected and registered."=Nanda syaken totte nai no ka yo.
"You are drunk. Go home."=Omae yotteru na ie he kaere.
"Hello!"=Domo!!!
"Good day!"=Ya!!
"Thank you for visiting!"=Maido!
"Welcome to the pub!"=Pabu ni yoku kita ne.
"Just take the money and let's continue with our lives."=Tonikaku kane wo uketotte kure otagai itsumo no seikatsu ni modoro.
"Thank you very much, you've deserved your money."=Arigato na kane wo uketotte kure.
"I taste little bit yeast in this..."=Koitsu ha isuto kusaine...
"I taste some vinegar here... could be better."=Suppaku natteru na mo chotto iino ga tsukureru hazu.
"Could be stronger for sure... little lame."=Imaichi dana...mo chotto tsuyoku naru hazu..
"Let's see how good sugar wine this is..."=Oo kilju mottekita no ka donna no ga dekitanda nomasete kure.
"This tastes nothing but yeast! This is shit, take it a away."=Tada no isuto ja neka kore kuso da motte kaere.
"What the hell, this is like drinking pickels in piss! Take this shit out of here."=Nanda korya syonben tsuke no pikurusu mite dana! sutete koi!
"This tastes like water and piss, I want alcohol, not this mess..."=Syonben to mizu ja neka kore.. ore ha arukoru ga nomi te nda. syonben ja ne.
"This is drinkable... I can pay something for this."=Ma ma nomeru na... kore nara ikuraka haraeru na.
"Very good sugar wine! I love this, strong as hell! I pay good for this."=Ii kilju da! kini itta . gatsun to kuru! kane ha harau zo.
"Who is this pussy-ass idiot?"=Oi oi kono baka na okamachan ha dare da?
"Stop walking around like a damn fool. You do not make any sense, ruining my perfect day."=Konoatari wo buratsuku n ja ne baka ga mezawari nanda yo maji saiaku.
"So the signs are in the air? You know, someone is going to get hurt soon."=Nanda sono teburi ha? itai me ni aitai no ka?
"Let me see that finger one more time and I will smash your head."=Moichido nakayubi tatete miro. soshitara tsugi no syunkan omae no kao wo buchi nomesi te yaru!
"So you want that I make a dinner out from your finger? And shove it down to your throat?"=Sono yubi kiri otoshi te omae no ketsu no ana ni tsukkonde okuba gatagata iwasu zo kora!
"What the fuck? Come here and show me that finger of yours."=Nanda sore? motto chikaku de nakayubi tatete miro!
"Stop fooling around or I will smash your head and hard!"=Fuzake n na! samonaito omae no atama wo buchinome shite yaru!
"God of Thunder! You are so dead!"=Kono kuso yaro bukkoroshite yaru!
"Stop dancing with your fist female. I will smack your face and you fly like a wooden javelin!"=Migite no koibito to ichatsuku no wo yamero ganmen wo buttobasu kara na yari no yoni tobahite yaru.
"It is our own boy, human waste transport guy! Stop smelling like shit and go to hell."=soko no kuso torakku yaro! kuso mitaina nioi wo makichirasu nowo yamero! jigoku ni ochiro!
"You don't have better things to do but smell bad? There is piss already everywhere, now it smells like shit too."=Kusai nioi wo makichirasu koto igai no koto ha dekinai noka? sokoraju syonben kusaku shita ueni kuso no nioi made makichirahi yagatte.
"What is that piss you're drinking? Like drinking from a wc bowl. You should drink Kurjala beer!"=Teme syonben nanka nonde n noka? zettai ni kurjala biru no houga umai ni kamatteru!
"Fuck you, no one is drinking that shit. Just throw it away, you little shit."=Nanda sore? sonna syonben biru daremo nomane yo sutero! bakatare!
"Is Teimo selling you that shit? He should sell some Kurjala instead. Everything is just shit."=Teimo no yatsu sonna syonben mitaina biru utte n noka? kurjala ureyo kurjala wo.
"So you would like to race with that shit bucket of yours? Which one is faster?"=Soka omae ha sono kuso basuketto to dochira ga hayai ka resu shitai wake ka?
"Good evening! Thank you for coming!"=Konbanwa kite kurete arigato yo!
"Thank you and see you later!"=Angato yo mata na!!
"Here is a small compensation of your troubles."=Dachin da totte oite kure
"What is the problem if money does not do it for you?"=Okane tsukawa nai nara tsukatta te ii daro?
"This is good, this here is my house, this here... house."=Koko ga un .. ore no ie ..da na
"My wife constantly reminds me of my drinking... But drinking is a job... for drunkman."=Sake nonde iruto yome ga itsumo guchi runda yo..nomuno ha yopparai no shigoto da ttsuno.
"My wife is going to move to Vaasa and get herself a finnswede man. Those are so clean and sober! 30 years of marriage down the drain."=Yome ga Vaasa ni kosu tte yo. otoko mitsuketa ndatte yo yoroshiku yatteru tte yo 30nenme no rikon da.
"That train is driving me crazy. It blows that whistle just to fuck with me. Every day!"=Mainichi mainichi ressya ga totte okashiku naru. pi pi kiteki narasu na ttsuno.
"One of these days I will run to the rail tracks and shout: Blow that whistle and run over me, sucker!"=Itsu datta ka senro made tsuppashitte buchikamashi te yatta monda. "Kiteki narashite hiite miyagare kuso ga!" ttena.
"You are wise boy... I need to tell you something. You know, nobody knows that I am very rich man. A millionaire..."=Ome ha riko da.. itte oku zo iika jitsu ha ore ha mechamecha kanemochi nan da yo... mirionera tte yatsu da
"My wife did not know she had a winning Lottery ticket. I took it and got the money myself... 5 million marks!"=Yome ha na jibun no takarakuji ga atatta tte shirane n da. ore ga soitus wo itadaita...500man marukka da zo!
"I have the money in a hidden suitcase. But I can't use the money because wife would get suspicious... She would leave me if she had that money!"=Sutsu kesu ni kane wo kakushi tenda. keredo yo sore tsukatte miro yome ni bare n daro. kane motte rikon sareru ni kamatteru yo na!
"I need to act like I always do... I am richest drunk bum there is! At least my wife stays with me. Not with some dorky finnswede tomato farmer."=Ore ga ittsumo onaji yo ni nonde ru noniwa wake ga anda yo..kanemochi sakenomi kokoni ari ttena! mada yome ha irushi na ano aho na suweden tomato yaro to ha chigau tte kotta.
"You little bastard! You have taken my money!"=Oi! kuzuyaro! teme kane nusumi yagatta na!
"Don't be lazy. Fix your dad's old car. Uncle's blue van can be loaned. Don't drink alcohol! We will come back when we get bored. Yours, mom and dad"=Akitara modotte kuru wa haha to chichi yori
"Hello! What is on your mind young man?"=Yo! kyo ha do suru wakaino?
"That car of yours ruins my driveway."=Omaesan no kuruma no seide mise no mae ga metyametya da ze.
"Come back when you have the money."=Kane motte kara mata kina.
"Oh boy, I heard what you did! Here is a ten bottles of booze, you really deserve this!"=Oo wakaino! omae no yatta koto ha kita ze! kono sake 10 hon motte itte iizo!
"What a great junk find! Thanks boy. Here is some money for it."=Yoi haisya mitsukete kita na! arigato na kore ga hosyu da.
"Hey punk! You are going to pay for that!"=Kora wakaino! kane wo harau n ja!
"Thank you. I am very happy with this, here is your money."=Totemo yoi shigoto datta yo. korede kanben shite kure.
"Thank you very much, you've deserved your money."=Domo arigato okane da yo.
"I am about to close the store, so shake that booty little faster."=Mosugu heiten suru kara chotto isoide kure n ka no?
"Did you know I used to be a wrestler? Not professional though."=Wakai koro resura yatteta n ja. puro de ha nai ga no.
"What and odd summer. It rains and then rain stops."=Hen na natsu ja no. ame ga futta ri yanda ri suru wai.
"Have you listened a radio lately? It is full of punks these days."=Saikin no rajio ha kiita ka no? henna ongaku bakkari ja.
"I used to be a quite a fisherman. Thats one thing I used to be."=Washi ha mukahsi tsuri mo shiteta n ja yo. konomae ha 1metoru mo aru paiku ga tsurete omowazu hohette odoroita mon ja. zenbu mise de utte oomoke datta wai fe fe fe...
"Tourists don't buy milk. They buy beer and milk goes sour. That's how it goes I guess."=Kankokyaku ha gyunyu ha kawanai n ja biru bakkari kau kara gyunyu ga waruku natte shimau n ja
"I used to have a dog. Again one thing I used to have."=Mukashi inu wo katte ta n ja yo kore ga kawaikute no marumaru to shite ne konna kawaii koinu finrando ju sagashite mo inai to omotta n ja ga.1nen mo shinai uchi ni washi to onaji kurai ookiku natte no ookina koe de wan wan hoeru n ja sori wo hiku ni ha yokatta n ja gane fe fe fe..
"I can't understand today's music at all. Must be something that has been made for punks."=Saiki no ingaku ha honto ni yoku wakara ne annan futyo gurai shika kikan wai.
"Marjattaaaaaaa...... You used to carry light to me..."=Mariatta kimi ha taiyo da mariatta fufun fufun
"I hate these flies and mosquitos. Buzzing.... These suckers are pissing me off!"=Hae ya ka ha kirai ja. ano haoto ha... atama mi kuru wai.
"Those little punks are buying all the sugar and yeast. Let them enjoy their farts, all I care."=Saikin no wakaino ga yoku sato to isuto wo katte iku wai. onara ga tomaranaku naru daro ne fe fe fe
"They say fuel price is high. I say, they haven't seen anything yet. It will cost more than milk one day."=Nenryo dai ga takaku natte rutte yoku kiku no. kitto konna monja sumanai yo sonouchi gyunyu yori takaku naru ja ro na.
"This economic regression. It can get quite bad. I might need to discount sausage prices."=Keiki ga warui ne soseji wo nesage shinai to...
"If you have problem with this, you can go to another store. But oh... you can't. He he"=Koko no syohin ga kini iranai nara yoso he itta ra do ja? otto koko igai ni mise ha nakatta no fe fe fe fe.
"Very beautiful finger you got there. Really, I am not kidding." =Mattaku kirei na nakayubi ja no.honto ni. jodan de ha nai zoi.
"Fuck off little punk."=Use yagare kono chinpira ga!
"Good morning and welcome to Rindell Car Inspection."=Ohayo Rindell syokenjo ni yokoso.
"Well. Looks like it's finished. Take the money."=Doyara owatta yo dana. uketore
"Thank you very much, you've deserved your money."=Honto ni arigato okane wo dozo.
"You are too poor for these purchases."=Omaesan ha kaimono suru ni ha binbo sugiru yo ja no.
"Thank you very much, you've deserved your money."=Honto ni arigato okane wo dozo.
"Why do you even come here if you don't have any money?"=Nande kane mo ne noni kuru n da?
"You can take my Ferndale if you need to get back home."=Ore no Ferndale ni notte ie ni kaette iizo.
"Let's take it easy."=Kiraku ni iko ya.
"We are taking it hard at all."=Estamos levando isto a serio.
"Feels good, yes, for sure."=Yoi kanji da..iya maji de.
"There is no blood in my alcohol, much."=Kecchu arukoru? nai yo anmari.
"I used to be sober and I walked next to the fields."=Ore ha shirafu de hatake no waki wo aruite ita hazu nandaga...
"I haven't drank... enough... yet."=Nonede nai yo..jubun ni..mada.
"I am drunk as satan, but doesn't matter!"=Oni yoi shiteru kedo zenzen mondai nai ze!!
"Good lady-mister, I haven't drank at all, and I won't. When I am sober.!"=Ojosama watashi ha imamade mo korekara mo sumen de arimasu.
"Hello! Are you a fly or a bird?"=Domo! anta hae? soretomo kotori?
"It is easy to be drunk. No stress from life and being sober."=Yoparae ba sutoresu ya tsumaran seikatsu to ha osaraba da.
"I haven't drank anything, and I won't."=Yopparatte nai yo zenzen da yo.
"Andy of the large house and the Shore of lake!"=Andy da casa grande e tambem da costa do lago!
"Andy of the large house and the Shore of lake... blrb... braah..."=Kohan no ookina ie no Andy to ..untara..kantara..
"Oh pussy!"=Aa kuso ga!
"Satan..."=Satana!
"Oh satan!"=O Satanas!
"One spring of pussies!"=Syonben yaro!
"God help me."=Aa kamisama
"Oh pussy again..."=Aa mata kuso ga!
"Satan?"=Satana?
"God of thunder!"=Perukere!
"It is the spring of pussies for sure!"=Syoshin syomei no kasu da yo kasu!
"Satan again."=Chikusyo mata da yo
"Oh hell, for real!"=Aa kuso maji de kuso ga!
"Not the satan."=Kanben shite kure
"God help me already!"=Mo iyada..
"Pussy."=Kuso ga
"The pussy of all pussies!"=Kasy chu no kasu ga!!
"Smell pussy!"=Syonben kuse na
"Go to pussy, satan."=Use yajare kuso ga
"Smell a shit!"=Kuso mite na nioi da na!
"Go to pussy, please."=Useyagare kuso ga
"You dork of the pussy."=Manuke na kasu ga
"You, go home."=Teme kaere
"Go to hell."=Jigoku ni ochiro
"I don't have energy to watch your face."=Omae no kao wo miru ki ni narane yo.
"You dick of a pussy."=Okama yaro ga.
"You dick of a pussy!"=Okama yaro ga.
"You truly are a wart of a dick."=Maji de yowamushi yaro dana.
"No no no... Why are you peeing there? Adult man, you little punk!"=Ara ara ara.. nande kokode syonben suru nja kono tawake!
"Oh my god... Adult man peeing all over the place. My store is not a toilet."=Nanto yu kotoja..dai no otona ga sokora ju ni oshikko sitoru wai.. koko ha tire ja nai zo..
"What...? You damn punk, now get the hell out of here. Peeing all over the place!"=Nanto.. kono tawake! dete ikan kai! mise jyu syoben darake ni shite!
"Hey to the dishes and dishes to the dish washer!"=Hora sara toka sara ha saraaraiki he!
"Well good day, what brings you to the city?"=Konnichiwa machi ni nani ga aru noka no?
"508... 509... Well hello! What can I do for you?"=508, 509.. Ya konnichiwa! irassyai.
"Well well... Good day for you too, glumpsy."=Domo domo.. yoi hi ja no wakaino
"Welcome to the Teim... Oh it's you."=Irassyai mase .. nanda anta ka
"Thank you and so long!"=Arigato gozaimashita!!
"We'll see again!"=Mata kito kure!
"Thank you for business co-operation!"=Obrigado pela cooperacao no servico!
"Thank you very much and have nice day!"=Arigato mata yoroshiku
"Wha... I... Th... Piss... Yo... Damn punk peeing... Oh my god what is this, you get out of here now!"=Na..omaesa..washi ni..syonbe..kono tawake nani kangae toru n ja! deteke!
"How about one bottle of Noble booze and asbestos gloves, or tall friends?"=Koki na joryusyu to ishiwata gurobu ha ikaga ka no? soreka se no takai tomodachi toka?
"What would you like? Golden brown Nivalan Kalia together with horrible day after ramifications?"=Nani ni suru kai? mendo na ichinichi no owari ni kohakuiro no Nivalan Kalia ha ikaga ka no?.
"Today we have a special offer! If you buy one beer, you are able to buy second beer as well!"=Kyo no tokubetsu seru ja. biru wo 1hon kau to mo 1hon kaeru zoi.
"So, you too are here to make your brains forgot how depressing is our life in here?"=De omaesan mo unzari suru jinsei wo wasureni kita no kane?
"Just take the money and let's continue with our lives."=Tonikaku kane wo uketotte kure otagai itsumono seikatsu ni modoro
"So... How much can you absorb alcohol?"=Sate ... omaesan ha doko made arukoru wo kyusyu dekiru ka no??
"Should you stop the drinking now that you are still able to stand?"=Tateru uchi ni nomu nowo yame toitara do ka no?
"Well look at the kid. You are such bottomless pit, I must say."=Ma kono wakai no ha tondemo naku sokonuke na syugo ja na. kore ha itte okanai to.
"Just go for it and shatter your life!"=Tonikaku nonde jinsei owarashi nasai na!
"For such young punk, you are quite a man when it comes to drinking."=Wakai noni nomu koto dake ha icchomae ja no.
"There seems to be no point with your drinking..."=Omaesan no insyu ni ha nano imi mo nai no.
"I assume this is your last drink, right?"=Kore de saigo no sake ja na. so ja ro.
"Sooo.. It seems like you are starting to drink for the third leg as well."=Satesate sorosoro 3honme no shi kara sake wo nomi so ja no.
"I wonder if I am committing a crime here, serving you."=Washi ha omaesan ni sake wo dasu no ha hanzai ja nai kato omotteru n ja ga..
"You know the green car that drives the backroads and never stops for gas? I think the car runs with alcohol."=Uramichi no ho wo hashitte iru midori no kuruma ha kyuyu shinai no ka no? arukoru de hashitte iru n ja ro ka?
"I do not think that mosquito spray really works. Even after spraying full can those little punks keep flying around."=Mushiyoke supure ha anmari kikan yo ni omou ne. hitokan aketemo mada urusai chibisuke domo ga tobi mawatte iru wai.
"Could you possibly pay with coins? I lost the key for the slot machine and I can't get the money out..."=Kozeni de haratte kurenka no? surotto masin no kagi wo nakushite shimatte na okane ga dase nai n ja.
"Those punks. Why do they keep calling me in the middle of the night? I have since unplugged my phone for the night."=Mayonaka ni denwa shite kuru renchu ha nan nan jaro ka? washi ha yoru ha denwa no sen wo nuitoru wai.
"My washing machine is broken. I have only one pair of clean underwear... Oh... I mean I had... Well, shit happens."=Sentakuki ga kowarete shimatte no kireina shitagi ga 1tsu shika nai n ja oo ikan no
"I am done with drinking. You know how my eyes are not focusing straight after I have drank some."=Insyu ha mo yameta n ja. nomu to sugu me no syoten ga awan yoni natte shimatte na.
"So, are you participating the rally? I was once second when there were two competitors. Sometimes you come out alive."=So ieba omaesan mo rari ni sanka suru no ka? washi ha futari chu 2i jatta zoi shi nanakereba nyusyo dekiru kamo shiren zoi fe fe fe
"Did you know that a small sticker representing country of Finland costs many hunderds of marks? That is insane."=Ano finrando no kuni wo arawahi te iru chiisana sutekka ha nanbyaku marukka mo suru rashi no nani wo kangaete iru n jaro ka..
"Smell a pussy!"=Syonben kuse n da yo!
"Throw yourself up on to the hill, you little punk."=Suki dai kara tondata doka no wakaino
"Yeah yeah, and now add some butter in between."=So so soshite bata wo nutte no..
"Oh boy... Even the most famous cuckoo would say that, you sir, are drunk."=Nante koto da hato demo yotteru tte yuzo.
"I wonder whether I should enlarge the corridors here because the wide dance moves of yours."=Washi ha omaesan ga odoru mon dakara mise wo hiroge yo kato kangae toru yo.
"Is this your birthday or what sort of festival are you having?"=Kore ha omaesan no tanjobi ka? soretomo matsuri kai?
"And drunk again? Please do not puke inside the frozen fish fridge, like that one occasion."=Mata nonda? sakano yo no reitoko no naka ni hakanai de. konomae mo so deshita yo.
"Hey you little drunk punk, do not lean on to the shelf and mess up my store. I hate drunk cretins."=Migite no koibito to ichatsuku no wo yamero. ganmen wo buttobasu kara na.yari no yoni tobashite yaru.
"I am president of Finland."=Watashi ha finrando daitoryo.
"There is first lady."=Daitoryo fujin ga ita.
"So, this is the way I am a president all along."=So korega zutto daitoryo no yarikara da.
"From the president jail, to here to countryside."=Daitoryo keimusyo kara koko he inaka he
"My drivers name is Cadet Tenho."=Watashi no untensyu ha ponbiki tenho da
"Of course not! I am a president."=Dame ni kimatteru watashi ha daitoryo da zo.
"He? I haven't even heard about it."=E kiite nai n desukedo
"My personal assistant is mr. Wood-Field-Forest."=Watahi no asisutanto ha kiba morito
"Well after all, I am a president."=so tsumari watashi ga daitoryo
"See, a birch. Flowery rose."=Mite kaba da hanayaka na bara
"It is hard as a wet bedrock."=Nureta yuka ha kitsui
"Well I am a president."=Umu watashiga daitoryo da.
"The first lady is quite thin person."=Daitoryo fujin wa honto ni yasete ita.
"When president was a carpenter, wife was still young. So does the profession make us old."=Daitoryo ga imomushi datta koro yome ha wakakatta. shiggoto wo suruto toshi wo toru.
"Change is welcomed. I used to sit in jail all the time."=Henka ha kangei shita yo itsumo keimusyo ni suwatte ita monda.
"I was not in Alcatraz, but in presidential jail."=Arukatorazu ni wa inakatta shikashi saiko no keimusyo.
"So after all, I am a president."=so tsumari watashi ga daitoryo.
"Listen, officer. I am a president."=Kike keikan watashi ga daitoryo da.
"I could fire you at any moment, officer."=Itsudemo hi wo tsuke masu yo omawarisan
"I am a president, after all."=Watashi ha daitoryo sore dake.
"I am not drunk, and not in St Michel, I am here."=Nonde inai shi san mishel nimo inai koko ni iru.
"I haven't had a single drink."=Sukoshi mo nonde inai.
"I am the president."=Ore ga daitoryo.
"I am first president of Finland who has his pants upside down."=Ore ga pantsu wo age tari sage tari shiteiru finrando saisyo no daitoryo da.
"My watch shows the correct time of Finnish republic."=Oreno tokei ha finrando kyowakoku no jikan wo seikakuni sashite iru.
"I am police officer."=Watashi ha keisatsukan desu.
"I am here to check drunk state of potato president."=Imo daitoryo no syukiobi wo tyekku shiteru.
"I know you are not coming from a jail."=Syussyo shita yatsu toha chigau noha wakaru.
"Not like Alcatraz, but presidential jail."=Arukatorazu toha chigau na saiko no keimusyo
"I am police officer, after all."=Keisatsukan tada sore dake.
"Mr. President."=Daitoryo
"You can't go here."=Koko he korenai yo.
"Because of my rights."=Ryoshin ga arukara.
"I cannot deliver you."=Todoke rarenai yo.
"In to jail."=Keimusyo ni haitte iru.
"Because."=Nanode
"Because you are... of Finland."=Datte anata finrando no..
"President."=Daitoryo
"The first lady."=Daitoryo fujin
"It truly looks like."=Maji niteru
"That..."=Are...
"Looks like a bad shape to me."=Watahi niha tsugo ga warui mitai da.
"Finnish president of Zanzibar of Africa."=Afurika no zanjibaru no finrando daitoryo
"To the moment."=Jikan gensyu
"You are."=Omae ga
"Right here, right now."=So koko de iam
"At this time."=Ima na
"About here."=Koko no koto
"For this."=Kore yo
"I am a officer... ding dong."=Watashi ga keikan desu ..pin pon
"I guarantee your safety."=Anzen wo hosyo suruyo.
"That is not what I said."=Ore no itta noto chigau ja neka.
"Well I am just a human, as you can see."=Mu mu tada no ningen daze mite no tori.
"I salute your wife, Mr. President."=Okusa wo tatae masu. daitoryo.
"Party? I don't want to."=Pari? iyada ne.
"But, I do not accept."=Kedo sore ha nai da ro.
"You are drunk."=Yopparai ga
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"No no no... Bring only completely full boxes!"=Dame dame dame ippai ni nattara motte koi!
"Thank you so much! Hey if you still have that Kilju I am always buying for more!"=Arigato na na mada kilju ga arunara dondon kau zo!
"Could you suck our sewage well dry? I pay of course!"=Osuitanku no kaisyu wo onegai dekimasu ka? mochiron hosyu ha haraimasu.
"You have sold me shit, you little bastard! Smell pussy!"=Nante koto surunda fuzakeru na!
"My wife left me. I bought a apartment with nice lakeview. Could you come by and help me with moving my stuff?"=Yome ga dete itta. mizuumi no mieru nagame no yoi apato wo katta. kocchi ni kite nimotsu no hikkoshi wo tetsudatte kurenaika?
"Good day, good day! Here have some coffee."=Ara ma yoku kita wa ne kohi wo dozo.
"Your dad is quite sober man. I thought he would start drinking after being rejected from 1972 Olympics."=Anata no otosan ha majime na hito datta yo. 1972nen no orinpikku daihyo ni ochite nomi hajimete shimatta nja naikashira.
"Maybe the alcohol gene is gotten into you. Keep away from drinking! Take a look at your uncle. I hope he is doing okay."=Anata mo sakenomi no chi wo tsuide iru wa. sakenomi to issyo ni ite ha dame.ojisan wo gorannasai nanigoto mo nai koto wo inoru bakari da wa.
"Like Valto your granddad. After he came from war he was different man. No talking, no kissing. Only drinking."=Ojiisan no Valto mitai ne. kare ha senso ni itte kawatte shimatta yo hanashi mo shinai shi kisu mo shinai nonde bakari datta.
"The war was hard place for those young boys. But Valto came back and built this house and set up those fields before dying from drinking."=Senso ha wakai ko niwa hidoi basyo datta yo keredo Valto ha modotte kite kono ie wo tatete hatake no junbi mo shita wa. nonde shinu mae ni ne.
"And here is little money for you. I know you need it."=Hora okane wo sukoshi ageru wa hoshii noha shitteru no yo.
"Just a warning, never pick a lift from your cousin with the green car. Same family with the drinking problem, always drunk."=Hitotsu itte oku yo midori no kuruma ni notte ha dame. nonde bakari no ikka ha yotte kanarazu momegoto wo okosu kara ne.
"One day I was picking up mail, and almost got run over by him! Happy and drunk he was. Don't go with him."=Anohi tegami wo torini ittara ayauku hikareso ni natta yo! nonde jokigen kara to issyo ni itteha dame.
"Do you have a plans for future? Are you staying here? No reason to move to the city, there you find only foolishness."=Syorai sekkei ha aruno? koko ni sumu? tokai ni detemo nannimo imi ha nai yo. jibun ga baka datte kizuku dake ne.
"And there are no jobs either. They only say that, lots of people applying same jobs! You should stay here and get a wife."=Sone koko niha shigoto ga nai tomo ieru kamone. minna itsumo onaji shigoto bakari datte guchi wo koboshiteru shi keredo anata ha kokoni sunde oyomesan wo morau beki yo.
"So do you already have a girl in mind? You should look for one before they move to the city. =Sorede kininaru ko ha iruno? machi he itte shimau maeni mitsukenaito ne.
"Young girls don't like it here unless they get married and have children. What does the city life offer?"=Kekkon mo dekinai shi kodomo mo dekinai karatte wakaiko ha koko ga kirai nandayo tokai no kurashi no naniga yoi nokane?
"Do you have a job? There aren't many jobs here. Good thing you are looking after the house while your parents are away."=Oshigoto shiteru? konoatari niha takusan shigoto ga aruwayo. oya ga bakesyon ni itte rusuban shiteru noha yoikoto dawa.
"Your uncle might have something for you as well. I wonder where he is... When he drinks, he usually disappears for long times." =Anata no ojisan nimo yoitokoro ha atta wayo tasyone dokohe icchatta no kashirane nomuto daitai nagaikoto dokoka he icchau noyone
"What is it with the young people at the store. Playing that thumping music out loud."=Konbini ni iru furyodomo ha nannandaro ne. okina oto de ongaku kakete
"Is that music or what is it? Just thumping away. There is no slightest sense in that!"=Furyodomo no anna ongaku kiite rarenai wane sensu no kakeramo arya shinai.
"Young people these days... They should go to work! Thumping away in middle of the town. There is even church there!"=Anokoro no wakamono hasa tokai dekejanaku motto machi kara hanarete hatarakini ikubeki datta to omouwa. kyokai ha dokonidatte aruwake dashi.
"And the language. I see all sorts of genitalia in my head when listening them talk! I can't visit the store these days."=Konbini ni iru furyodomo no ano iikata! kiicha irarenaine! chikagoro ha konbini nimo ikenai yo
"When are your parents coming back from the holiday? I wonder what is it that the summer here in Finland is not enough."=Oya ha itus kaette kuruno? finrando no natsu no naniga fuman nandaka
"I've had 78 summers in Finland and never needed to travel into some foolish places abroad. Well your parents have always been such active people I guess."=78kai finrando de natsu wo mukaetawa. kaigai nante bakageta tokoro ha ikitaku nainoyo. maa anata no ryoshin mitaini genkimono ha doka shiranai kedo
"I wonder how the Teimo has motivation to keep the store open. All the mega markets and all these days. People don't like small local stores any more."=Teimo ga mise wo tsuzukete ikeruka shinpai dawa minna inaka no omise nante kiraini natterudesyo
"People getting older and having bad legs and all... Maybe the restaurant next to the store makes enough income for Teimo."=Minna toshi wo toruwa ashi toka karadaju itaku narushi teimo datte konbini no yoko no pabu de yatto kaseideiru mitaiyo
"Hear this warning. Do not go to play cards to that lake side cabin. I've heard this story and it is true story."=Kore dakeha itte okuyo toranpu wo shini mizuumi no koya he itteha dame. honto nandakarane
"Long time ago that thing and his dad played cards. His dad won and the thing got so angry that he cursed his dad. Then his dad died in house fire!"=Zutto mukashi dane aitsu to sono chichioya ga kaketoranpu wo shitanda. oya ga kattayo aitsu ha gyakujo shitene ie ni hi wo tsukete chichioya wo koroshite shimattanda
"And I say this. Do not play with matches. Not one time that families have lost their homes."=Sorekara macchi de asonja dameyo 1kai demo asondara ie ga nakunaru karane.
"What is it there that we don't have here? You really should find yourself a wife."=Anata ni hitsuyo nanoha nandato omou? so oyomesan ha jibun de sagasanaito ne
"And the thing is not a human! He even has claws like a pig. Never go there to play cards!" =Soshite sore ha hitoto ha ienakatta yo. aitsu ha buta mitaini haizuri mawatte. kaketoranpu niha itteha ikenaiyo.
"I remember the cowhouse that burnt down. Kids were playing with matches, it went down fast. And the cattle that screamed in agony. Those matches are not for children!"=Ushigoya ga moete shimatta nowo oboete iruyo. kodomaotachi ga macchi de asondeitene. ushitachi ga nakiwameite itayo. kodomo ni macchi wo azukecha damedayo!
"Funny thing, I was lifting a TV set and somehow my back snapped... I guess you could carry all this?"=Warachau daro terebi toka mochiagetara koshi wo yacchimatta.. omae zenbu hakoberu yona?
"Hey this here is my new apartment. Look at the view!"=Oo koko ga ore no atarashi apato da yoi keshiki daro!
"Let's do so that you carry all the stuff inside and I wait. I will pay of course!"=Soda soda zenbu naka ni irete kure kane ha harauzo
"Great job hey! There is still some good people left! Here is some compensation for your troubles."=Yokuyatta! mada yoi yatsu ha itandana umeawase ga aruze
"Damn it will be dark before this field is done!"=Owaru maeni hi ga kureru nja neno
"Damn those strawberries will go rotten before you finish that job!"=Owarumae ni ichigo ga kusatten ja neno!
"Damn, my mother who had fatality would have picked four boxes in same time you pick one!"=Shinda kachan omae no 4 bai hayakatta zo!
"I haven't slept for three weeks because of night frost warning! Damn strawberries going bad!"=Shimo keiho bakkari de 3 syukan mo netenaizo! kuso korede ichigo ga dameni nattara saiakuda
"I just wanted to say that this is shitty job. Not as shitty as yours, but almost."=Naniga iitai katte iuto kono shigoto ha unko dayone kimihodo ja naikedo hotondo nitayona monda
"To me equality means that every single persons rear end produces crap."=Boku ni totte byodo tteiunoha subeteno ningen ga oshiri kara unko wo sesan surutte kotonandayone
"If shit were gold, I would be a rich man. But it is not. Heh heh."=Unko ga kane dattara imagoro ooganemochi nandakedone unko ha unko dakarane fun fun
"At least shit cant turn into any worse. Heh heh."=Izurenishitemo unko yori waruimono ha naine fun fun
"Yes... yes..."=Um... um...
"So, this kind of case here."=So sonnaman ga koko
"Every single day full of shit."=Mainichi ga unko mamiredane
"And so it seems you have a full load of shit... shit, shit, shit..."=Sosuruto kuso de ippai mitaidana kuso kuso kuso...
"Just back up your truck through the garage doors. Then empty your tank at the grate on floor."=Torakku wo gareji no nakani irete yuka no koshi no ueni tanku no nakami wo zenbu dashitene
"So... Lets see how much it costs... Hmm, yeah... Well yeah."=Eto ikurkana un naruhodo
"Hello there."=Konnichiwa
"Getting bored already? Well, have some little candy money."=Akiaki shitakai? hora okozukai dayo
"Money dishes! Good thing I can pay in dark without you having to pay taxes!"=Kane da! zeikin harawanakute iiyatsudazo!
"I almost forgot that I need to pay to you as well, damn."=Harau no wo kanzenni wasureteta chi!