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Last-modified: 2019-05-16 (木) 21:14:04

Opening

Reimu(Nar.)
Reimu and Marisa's Treasure Hunt

Hakurei Shrine

Reimu
Hello guys, Hakurei Reimu's here. In today I don't have to do anything in particular but am sure all the way halloween witch comes, honestly, it's a tiresome one.
Marisa
What's wrong, Reimu? You seem in a worse mood. It's a happy one Marisa's here, isn't it? Are you possibly... going to tsundere?
Reimu
Where did you find tsundere? Get out of my way, gold bitch!
Marisa
so much terrible
Reimu
I'm too tired to have anything to do with you, even speaking, that's why I want to end this story.
Marisa
Too fast!
Reimu
Marisa.
Marisa
Yes?
Reimu
I love you.
Marisa
A sudden gay scene to terminate...
Reimu
Very love you
Marisa
S-So do I, I think of you Reimu, yes, I-I love you too.
Reimu
unreasonable
Marisa
you selfish
Reimu
Come to think of it, what is it titled?
Marisa
It's titled... "Marisa and Reimu's Treasure Hunt," that's all, right. Hello? Any responses? Hey? *laugh* It's titled "Marisa and Reimu's Treasure Hunt!"
Reimu
Fantasy Seal!
Marisa
Aagh! Hey, hey! Even if you're bored, don't use a spell card to silence! That's very painful!
Reimu
Sorry.
Marisa
I forgive you.
Reimu
I can't find how to play a sound effect.
Marisa
Hope someone helps me.
Reimu
Lose that hope.
Marisa
The playbook plays kidding in addition.

Script
KEEP SPEAKING
AS POSSIBLE

Forest of Magic

Reimu
'Cause the title contained "Treasure Hunt," somehow we came to the Forest of Magic, where is dark and covered with broccolis, so I can't see anything.
Marisa
What, you call a forest broccolis? It's too strange *pfft*
Reimu
Do you think any treasures here?
Marisa
Umm, no idea.
Reimu
So the only way we have to do is go to Alice's house and steal 'em all.
Marisa
Sounds nice.
Alice Magrotro
🍣<Stop it!

Bamboo Forest of the Lost

Reimu
We're in the Bamboo Forest of the Lost.
Marisa
Please don't repeat it to spoil the previous picture.
Reimu
What do you think about a chance to lose our way? It's where even fairies lose their ways, right?
Marisa
Nevermind. For such a case... Got it, hello Mokou. Hello Mokou! Can you help us? Hey, Mokou, I'm here, can you hear me?

(⌒,_ゝ⌒)I'm real Fujiwara...

Marisa
O-Okay.
Reimu
What happened?
Marisa
I had a wrong man.
Reimu
Wrong?
Marisa
A wrong man, okay?

Youkai's Mountain

Marisa
Come to think of it, what makes you poor?
Reimu
Gambling does, of course.
Momiji
Freeze!
Marisa
There's a true bitch, do you have a silvervine, Reimu?
Reimu
That's for cats.
Momiji
I won't let you pass! Get out of here!
Marisa
Stay calm and hear me out, Momiji. We're not suspicious but treasure hunters.
Momiji
Trea- *cough* Treasure hunters? More like thieves, eh?
Marisa
Stupid, of course not. If we don't hunt any treasures, this story will never end.
Reimu
We really want to quit this shit one from a fucking playbook asshole.
Momiji
Oh, I see.
Marisa
She's neat. Hehe, lucky!
Reimu(Nar.)
Thus, Reimu and Marisa explored the mountain to and fro. Reimu gained the Moriya shrine's offertory box, which was kindly given by Sanae. Marisa felt down.
Marisa
I'm huuuuuuuuuuurting!
Reimu
sad
Marisa
Reimu, how much money does that have?
Reimu
1,500 yen, too cheap.
Marisa
Greater than yours.
Reimu
Shall we casually go to the Human Village and have any sweets with this?
Marisa
Of coooooooooooooooooourse!

Human Village's Sweetshop

Reimu
What do you think of Yorigami Shion?
Joonfag
I do prefer Joon!
Marisa
who are you
Reimu
Sigh, we've strolled, strolled, and eaten sweets with stolen money, but never hunt any treasures, absolutely.
Marisa
Well, such a nice day today, Reimu. I was fun.
Reimu
Wait, why do you selfishly try to finish?
Marisa
Please, I badly want to quit this. I can't write scripts any longer. I'm done.
Reimu
Today I learnt what are inexperienced shouldn't be done.