Prapor/Bucket of Nothing

｢Attention, soldier! W-where's your reaction? In my .. uh ... back in my day, we didn't even wait for the order to finish, we were already standing at attrac ... attention!
But you know what? Things have been way too quiet in Tarkov lately.
That's when you can't let your guard down. Next thing you know, you're getting shitfaced with vodka ... just out of boredom! Tell me, when was the last time you actually stepped outside your hideout for a real combat task, huh?
Don't worry, I already knowl Sitting on your stockpiled food, haven't knows how long! What, you gonna tell me I'm wrong?
Truth is, you're a solid warrior ... if you weren't so damn lazy and trained more often, you could drop anyone with even a Makarov.
Hell, not just a Makarov - even a toy pistol, the b ...Blickyl Like the ones everyone had as kids, remember?
Ah, who am I kidding, you don't remember shit!

firing position in the dorms on Customs. Your objective is to assault and clear it. Use of weapons chambered in 20 by 1 millimeters is authorized. Dismissed!
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｢The hell ?! You actually went in there with that piece of crap? It was just a drunk joke ..
What Reshala, what dorms? Don't bullshit me, kid. Next thing you'll say is Reshala himself
gone crazy and came at you with a toy gun as well.
Still, I'll give you this - you've got guts. I don't believe a word of it, but not every soldier
can sell a story like that. Here, take it. A little something from your good old uncle Prapor!
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