Realm 31~63

(...hmm.)
(Eternity's End isn't at all how you expected it to look.)
(Oh well - you should find Vertraag's altar so that the can help you search for the King of Nex.)

―――Vertraagの祭壇を発見する―――

(You reach out to touch Vertraag's altar.)

???:
DON'T YOU !@#$ING DARE PROFANE MY ALTAR WITH THOSE GREASY FINGERS, YOU STICKY-HANDED MOTHER!@#$ER.
Don't you xxxxing dare profane my altar with those greasy fingers, you sticky-handed motherxxxxer.

(Well, that's certainly a surprise - you didn't expect Vertraag to be so rude!)

???:
TAKE FIVE STEPS BACKWARD RIGHT !@#$ING NOW YOU SOCIALLY SHORTSIGHTEO SIMPLETON - I'D RATHER NOT SMELL YOUR STANK WHILE YOU EXPLAIN TO ME JUST WHAT IN THE !@#$ING !@#$ YOU'RE DOING IN THE CUTTHROAT JUNGLE.

(The Cutthroat Jungle? You ask Vertraag to clarify what that means.)

???:
WHAT. THE. !@#S IS YOUR !@#$ING PROBLEM, WEIRDO? YOU ARE SPEAKING TO TORUN, GOD OF GODS. THIS IS MY REALM, THE CUTTHROAT JUNGLE. AND IF YOU DON'T EXPLAIN WHAT THE !@#S YOU'RE DOING HERE RIGHT !@#$ING NOW, I'M GOING TO LET MY ARMY 0F IMPS HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU.

(So this isn't Eternity's End after all. Everett had one little job to do, and the screwed it all up...)

Torun, God of Anger:
WHAT'S WRONG, NERD? YOU'RE REDDER THAN A SLAPPED ASS. ARE YOU MAD? AWWWWWWWWW. GOOD. !@#$ YOU.
Torun, God of Anger:
...ACTUALLY, I HAVE AN IDEA. YOU WANT TO GET TO ETERNITY'S END? DO ME A FAVOR AND I JUST MIGHT BE WILLING TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR WAY THERE.

(It seems you don't have much of a choice. Hopefully Torun's favor doesn't involve self-mutilation or anything else that would bring harm to you.)

Torun, God of Anger:
DEEP WITHIN MY PERFECT JUNGLE LIVES AN IMPERFECT PIECE OF !@#$ING !@#$ IMP. I WANT HIM DEAD, AND I'D PREFER HIS DEATH BE SLOW AND PAINFUL. HIS NAME'S IMP IMPINGTON. YES, I'M !@#$ING SERIOUS. I CAN'T MAKE THIS !@#$ UP.

(That sounds easy enough. How strong can one Imp be? Your creatures should be able to make quick work of him.)

Torun, God of Anger:
WELL? WHAT THE !@#S ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR? GET TO WORK, !@#$ FOR BRAINS.

―――深度32―――

Torun, God of Anger:
ONE, TWO, BUCKLE MY SHOE. THREE, FOUR, SHUT THE !@#S UP AND FIND THAT !@#$ING IMP, NERD.

―――深度33―――

Torun, God of Anger:
THERE HE IS — THAT'S THE IMP YOU NEED TO KILL. !@#$ HIM UP AND MAKE IT HURT.

Imp Impington:
Hee? Hoo hay ho?

(...what?)

Imp Impington:
Hee hee hoo ha, hoo hay ho ha. Hee hee hay, hee hee hoo. Hay ho ha.

(There‘s no way that translates into an actual sentence.)

Imp Imgington:
Hee ho hoo... hay ha ha ha hay?

(You shrug your shoulders in confusion.)
(In an effort to help you understand him, Imp Impington begins to articulate his speech more slowly.)

Imp Impington:
Hee. Hee. Hoo ha. Hoo. Hay. Ha ha. Hee hee hay. Hee hee hoo. Hay ha ha. Ho ha?

(You shrug your shoulders once again.)

Imp Impington:
HEE HOO HAY HO HA, HEE HAY HO!

(It seems like he's starting to get pretty angry. Luckily, the is but a tiny Imp. You order your creatures to attack!)

―――Imp Impingtonとの戦闘―――

Imp Impington:
Hee... hoo...
Imp Impington:
Hee hoo hay... ho ha...

(Following a rude gesture, Imp Impington turns and runs away.)

Torun. God of Anger:
WHAT THE !@#S? DON'T JUST STAND THERE, YOU INVALID. CHASE AFTER HIM AND KILL HIM!

(You shake your head. There's no need to kill an innocent Imp. It's unlikely that he'll be showing his face in the Cutthroat Jungle again, anyway.)

Torun, God of Anger:
PATHETIC. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY !@#$ING PATHETIC - YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
Torun, God of Anger:
YOU'RE SO !@#$ING STUPID THAT YOU COULDN'T !@#$ INTO YOUR OWN HANDS IF THEY WERE SEWN TO YOUR !@#$ING !@#$%"&.
Torun, God of Anger:
AS FOR OUR DEAL, NORMALLY I'D TELL YOU TO GO !@#S YOURSELF AND NOT HELP OUT, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I WANT YOU OUT OF MY JUNGLE SO !@#$ING BADLY THAT I'M WILLING TO COMPROMISE JUST THIS ONCE. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY, !@#$-FOR—BRAINS.
Torun. God of Anger:
BYE NOW. DON'T COME BACK. !@#$ OFF.

(Whew! That's a relief. You should return to Everett.)

―――Siralimへと帰還―――

Everett:
You've returned! Tell me, [Player], did you find the King of Nex in Eternity's End?

(You explain that you did not, in fact, ever make it to Eternity's End because Everett failed to accomplish event the simplest of tasks in calibrating the Teleportation Shrine to the correct location.)

Everett:
I'm truly sorry for that, [Player]. I don't know what happened. At least Torun managed to point you in the right direction, eh? Now you can go to Eternity's End - for real, this time.

(Everett is correct. Onward to Eternity's End!)

＝＝＝ヘルプ「Realm Instabilityについて」＝＝＝
訪問するRealmの「Realm Instability」を調整できるようになりました。

Realmの不安定性は1~5に設定できます。または0に設定して今までのようにオフにすることもできます。

Realmの不安定性はいくつかの影響を与えます：

• 他のRealmのクリーチャーが通常は見つからないRealmに出現する可能性があります。
• Realm Propertiesが導入され、Realmの攻略をより困難にします。
• 敵は融合している可能性があります。

Realmの不安定化に伴う難易度の増加と引き換えに、これらのRealmからはより大きな報酬を獲得できます。
＝＝＝

―――Eternity's Endへと赴く―――

...
(This can't be happening.)
(There's no way this is Eternity's End. It's a dark cave with spiders skittering around every which way. You should have known better than to trust Torun. Pretty foolish of you, all things considered.)
(Oh well. Perhaps the god of this realm will be able to help you out.)

―――祭壇を発見する―――

(You consider reaching out to touch the altar, but you're takent aback at what this particular god - no, definitely a goddess - looks like.)

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Mmmm... well, don't you look delicious...

(You hate your life.)

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
I am Regalis, the Goddess of Poison... and Lust, for that matter. Have you come to entertain me, little one?

(You explain that you're not going down that path with Regalis right now.)

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Oh, worry not, darling - you'll warm up to me soon enough, I am sure.

(Nope. That's pretty unlikely.)
(You explain the last several hours of your miserable life to Regalis. You tell her about the Lesser Nether Orbs and how they were supposed to be used to allow your Teleportation Shrine to take you to Eternity's End. Then, you complain about Everett's incompetence and Torun's betrayal, which is how you ended up in this realm to begin with. Surprisingly, Regalis listens to your story intently.)

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Hmmm... you say that the Lesser Nether Orbs were meant to be used to upgrade your Teleportation Shrine? I've never heard of them being used for such a purpose. You can travel to Eternity‘s End with any normal Teleportation Shrine so long as it's calibrated correctly.
Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
I propose that we make a deal, my love. You do something for me, and I'll help you get to Eternity's End. And, unlike Torun, I will not betray you.

(With a gulp, your gaze falls toward Regalis' spinneret - that's what you hope it is, anyway - and pray to every god you've ever met that she‘s not about to ask you to do something crass.)

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
The task is simple: there is a Dryad called Etta who lives deep within my realm. Her presence undermines my prowess, and I would like you to dispose of her. Do this, and I will send you on your way to Eternity's End. Do we have a deal?

(Well, that's certainly not what you were expecting, but you're glad for it nonetheless. You agree to Regalis' terms. Now, let's go murder a Dryad!)

―――深度36―――

Etta:
Mmmm... well, don't you look delicious...

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Do you see what I mean? The little harlot is audacious enough to steal my dialog!

(That's a pretty good point. Etta should die for that.)

Etta:
I am Etta the Insatiable. Will you not join me for the evening? I can't imagine all the fun we might have together.

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Take her out, [Player]! Remember our deal!

(Your creatures are reluctant to attack Etta, and in truth, you can't blame them. She's naked and completely covered in greent fluid, after all.)
(Nevertheless, you order your creatures to charge forward and attack!)

―――Ettaとの戦闘―――

Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Good riddance to the filthy tramp!
Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Thank you for your help, [Player]. As promised, I will calibrate your Teleportation Shrine to take you to Eternity's End. I think you'll find the results of my work more satisfactory than what Torun did for you.
Regalis, Goddess of Poison:
Speaking of satisfaction... feel free to come back and visit me anytime you want. I'll be waiting.

(And that's enough of that! You should return to Everett and let him know that the can have all your personal belongings if you die in Eternity's End. Which, realistically speaking, is very likely to happen.)

―――Siralimへと帰還―――

Everett:
Oh, [Player]! I am glad to see you've returned in one piece. Tell me, what did you find in Eternity's End? Was the King of Nex there?

(You explain to Everett that you were completely screwed over again.)

Everett:
That is quite remarkable, indeed. On the bright side, at least it wasn't my fault this time!
Everett:
Right?
Everett:
...
Everett:
Well, hey, I know what might cheer you up!
Everett:
I've come up with a brand new Project. Now, don't give me that look - this Project is all for fun! It will allow us to build the necessary facilities to house our very own Gambling Dwarves! You'll be able to play all kinds of games, and maybe event earn a few resources on the side if you‘re lucky.

(Yes, because clearly, in the midst of all this turmoil, you want nothing more to sit down to a nice game of cards.)

Everett:
Anyway, I hope Regalis managed to set you on the correct path this time. Good luck, [Player].

―――Eternity's Endへと赴く―――

(Finally! This is most certainly Eternity's End.)
(You decide to seek out Vertraag's altar.)

―――Vertraagの祭壇を発見する―――

(You commune with the altar.)

Vertraag, God of Time:
Welcome, [Player], to Eternity's End. I foresaw your arrival long before you began your quest to collect the five Lesser Nether Orbs.
Vertraag, God of Time:
I know that you've come for the King of Nex. He's beent waiting for your inevitable arrival for a long time now and wishes to speak with you. You'll find him deeper within my realm.

―――深度38―――

Caliban:
Greetings, [Player]. It has beent far too long since we last spoke.

(Startled, you ask Caliban how the is able to communicate with you while you're not asleep.)

Caliban:
Eternity's End is a projection of your own mind. Each person experiences it in a very different way. What you see all around you is a product of your own imagination. As such, I can speak freely with you as long as you're here.

(You decide that you're better off not thinking too hard about how all of this works.)

Caliban:
I sense that we're drawing closer to the Ultimate Nether Orb. Press on, [Player]!

―――深度39―――

Lucius, King of Nex:
So, you've arrived at last, [Player]. I understand that you are here for the Ultimate Nether Orb.
Lucius, King of Nex:
I know not what drives you to pursue such ambitions, but I will not allow you to claim this relic and compromise the sanctity of Rodia.

Caliban:
It is preposterous that you perceive [Player] to be the one with ill intentions, Lucius. But I have bared witness to your dreams and know that you are the one with malevolent desires.

Lucius, King of Nex:
I suppose the line betweent good and evil is a matter of perspective. [Player], I will give you one final chance to turn around and leave this place in peace.

Caliban:
We're not going anywhere without the Ultimate Nether Orb. It is you who we offer the final opportunity to reconsider your intentions and hand over the orb at once.

Lucius, King of Nex:
Thent it seems we are at an impasse. I will make your death swift and merciful - it is the least I can do for an old friend and ally.

Caliban:
To arms, [Player]! It is time to end this struggle one way or another.

―――Ugatとの戦闘―――

(As Lucius's final creature falls, the backs away from you with a grimace.)

Lucius, King of Nex:
How... why has it come to this?
Lucius, King of Nex:
You know not what you're doing, [Player]. You've gone mad. First, you attacked my kingdom, and now you've gone through all this trouble to pursue me in the name of the Ultimate Nether Orb.
Lucius, King of Nex:
This is not the [Player] that I know - the [Player] that I trusted as my closest ally for all these years.

(Lucius begins to wave his hands around as the channels some sort of spell.)

Lucius, King of Nex:
Despite your malignance, I feel that I owe it to Damaos and Hebron to warn you of their plight. Whent they attacked Nex, I used the Ultimate Nether Orb to take control of Tartarith, the God of Punishment.
Lucius, King of Nex:
Tartarith helped to repel your invasion of my kingdom. But what I did not realize was that the would pursue Damaos and Hebron long after the fight ended. I fear that they were captured.
Lucius, King of Nex:
I do not blame them for their attack - they were only following your orders, after all, and that is why I hope you will seek them out and rescue them before it is too late.
Lucius, King of Nex:
Farewell, [Player]. Do not try to pursue me. Nex will not be so easily infiltrated again.

Caliban:
No! NO! He took the Ultimate Nether Orb with him!
Caliban:
[Player], you must chase down this heathent at once! There is no telling what the will do now that we've provoked him.

(After hearing Lucius's words, you begin to doubt that the will use the Ultimate Nether Orb for nefarious purposes. You explain to Caliban that your foremost priority is to rescue Damaos and Hebron from the Torture Chamber.)

Caliban:
Do not be led astray by Lucius's silver tongue, [Player]. Not only am I sure that the will use the orb to dominate Rodia, I am also certain that his ruse to convince you to pursue Damaos and Hebron is a trap.

(Despite Caliban's insistence, you can't help but trust in the sincerity of Lucius's warning. Whether it's a trap or not, you have no choice: you must travel to the Torture Chamber and rescue Damaos and Hebron immediately.)
(You should report to Everett and tell him what you learned here.)

―――Siralimへと帰還―――

Everett:
Sigh... let me guess, another false lead?

(You quickly explain to Everett what transpired in Eternity's End.)

Everett:
I am relieved to hear that Damaos and Hebron yet live, but we certainly have no time for celebration. [Player], you must make your way to the Torture Chamber immediately and rescue them!
Everett:
But... where is the Torture Chamber located? I've only heard about it in stories. I can't imagine where it might be.

Apocranox, God of the Hunt:
Greetings, [Player]. I apologize for my intrusion, but I overheard your discussion. While I am unsure of its location myself, I am confident that Friden, God of the Sea will know. Seek him out in Where the Dead Ships Dwell. He should be able to help you find your knights.

Everett:
Thank you, Apocranox. [Player], we have no time to lose - make your way to Where the Dead Ships Dwell and see if Frident will aid us in our plight!
Everett:
Oh, I almost forgot! I have some new Projects for you to take on now. Check them out whent you have a moment to spare.

―――Where the Dead Ships Dwellへと赴く―――

―――Fridenの祭壇を発見する―――

(You reach out and commune with the altar.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
Ahoy there, [Player]! Care for a splash of rum?

(You decline Friden's offer, mostly because it's morning.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
And what kind of morning would it be without something to jumpstart the day, eh?
Friden, God of the Sea:
A drink, a drink, a drink! My kingdom for a drink.

(Frident produces a bottle of something that looks like poison. It's greent and has a skull drawn on the front of it, and you're pretty confident that's not what rum looks like. With a pop, the cork floats away. Frident plugs the bottle into his skeletal mouth and downs it all right in front of you.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
Ahh! Fantastic. Some of the finest crop I've ever tasted, that is.
Friden, God of the Sea:
Now then, what brings you to my realm? And speaking of which, how is it that you're not drowning right 2024-10-29 (火) 03:01:09 Surely you can't hold your breath for so long...

(Ignoring Friden's excellently-made point, you explain that you need to find the Torture Chamber to rescue Damaos and Hebron.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
Ah ha, yes, the Torture Chamber! My friend, I have some good news and some bad news for you.
Friden, God of the Sea:
The good news is that I know exactly where you can find the Torture Chamber.
Friden, God of the Sea:
The bad news is that I... don‘t know *exactly* where you can find the Torture Chamber... but I do know how to set you on the right path to find it for yourself!

(So, in summary, there's not really any good news to be had. It's all very mediocre news at best.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
Here's the plan: you'll travel through my realm a ways, making sure to hold your breath the entire time - don't you go drowning on me! And then, eventually, the seabed will slowly start to rise and you'll find yourself on a sandy beach.

(You stare at Frident intently, waiting to hear the next part of his plan.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
Well, my work here seems to be done. Good luck to you, [Player]!

(Astonished at Friden‘s total lack of help, you ask him what you're supposed to do after you reach the beach.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
Ha! Reach, beach. It almost rhymes, eh?
Friden, God of the Sea:
Ahh, I really should cut back on my drinking. Farewell, [Player]! And in case I didn't say it before, I wish you the best of luck.

(Guess you're on your own. You decide to travel through the realm and see what information you can find.)

―――深度42―――

(You notice that the seabed begins to rise in the distance. The unpromising beach that Frident spoke about must be up ahead.)

(It seems that there's a giant, serpent-like creature blocking the way to the beach.)

Tellur:
Look what we have here! Normally, I must venture outside my domain to feed.
Tellur:
Hold still - I'll make this quick and painless for you.

―――Tellurとの戦闘―――

Friden, God of the Sea:
Ahh! I see you've met my friend, Tellur. It seems you went ahead and killed him, too. A pity to be certain, but not every day can be a good one, I suppose.
Friden, God of the Sea:
The beach I spoke about is just up ahead. I believe it's called the, ah, the Faraway Enclave. Whatever that means.

(You ask Frident what the Faraway Enclave has to do with the Torture Chamber.)

Friden, God of the Sea:
That's a great question, and one that, frankly, I don't feel at all qualified to answer. I wish you better luck in the future, [Player]. Farewell!

(You should head back and speak with Everett again before heading to the Faraway Enclave.)

―――Siralimへと帰還―――

Everett:
Welcome home, [Player]! What news do you bring today?

(You tell Everett about your imminent plans to go to the beach.)

Everett:
Oh ho - paying a visit to Lister, God of Fortune, are you? Lister is a kind enough god, but I‘m certain there's something wrong with him - the sleeps constantly, and is known to nod off while he's right in the middle of a conversation. Hopefully you‘ll be able to keep him awake long enough to learn something about the Torture Chamber.
Everett:
Before you depart, I have some good news for you! You can take on a new Project that will increase the maximum number of Projects you can partake in at once.
Everett:
In addition, Castor (you know, the Fusion guy!) can now level up your creatures for you! You'll have to pay him, of course, but that's life, I suppose.
Everett:
That's all I have for you today! I wish you the best of luck on your journey, [Player].

―――Faraway Enclaveへと赴く―――

―――Listerの祭壇を発見する―――

(Now this is one funny—looking altar. You cup either of the figure's cheeks with your hands and giggle like a child.)

Lister, God of Fortune:
Oi, wot the bloody Donwald Duck d'ya think you‘re doin' , mate?

(Wow. This meathead is not at all who Everett described Lister to be.)

Lister, God of Fortune:
n wot of it? Oi've beent workin‘ aahhht. Oi've beent eatin' better. Oi stopped drinkin' sum blimey much. Na, why're ya ere?

(You tell Lister that you're looking for the Torture Chamber.)

Lister, God of Fortune:
Lemme get this straight. Ya ‘ave the bloomin' nerve ter come into me gaff, fondle me cheeks, and thent ask a favor of me? You've gotta be kiddin' me!

(You apologize for the cheek-fondling incident, and insist that Lister help you find Hebron and Damaos.)

Lister, God of Fortune:
Ya know wot? Apology accepted. Maybe oi can elp ya aahhht after all... but only if ya agree to elp me aahhht first.
Lister, God of Fortune:
Oi've beent avin' sum rubble wif a certain creature lately. Find im, kill im, and I'll elp ya aahhht. Deal?

(You‘re not left with much of a choice, so you agree to help Lister by defeating the creature in question. You ask him what this creature looks like.)

Lister, God of Fortune:
Well... e's short, e talks kinda funny... an' that's abaht it. You'll kna im whent ya see im, daan‘t worry.

(A short creature who talks funny. So, in summary, it could be any creature in the entire realm. Perfect.)
(Nevertheless, you agree to Lister's terms and decide to start hunting.)

―――深度45―――

Lister, God of Fortune:
There e is! Get im! Daan't let im get away!

(Oh boy...)

Imp Impington Prime:
Ho?
Imp Impington Prime:
HO HEE HOO HA!

(It seems that Imp Impington recognizes you.)

Imp Impington Prime:
HEE HOO HAY HO HA!

(You suppose he's still angry after what happened in the Cutthroat Jungle.)

Imp Impington Prime:
HEE! HOO! HAY! HO!

(Yes, mmhmm.)

Imp Impington Prime:
HOO!
Imp Impington Prime:
HAY!
Imp Impington Prime:
HO!

(Suddenly, Imp Impington attacks!)

―――Imp Impington Primeとの戦闘―――

Imp Impington Prime:
Hee... hoo...
Imp Impington Prime:
Ugh...

(Impington is dead. He won't be running away this time.)

Lister, God of Fortune:
Oi, ya did it! Th' lil' git as beent pesterin' me for days na. Glad ter ave im gone.
Lister, God of Fortune:
As promised, oi'll tell ya where ter find the bloomin' Torture Chamber. It's ham n' cheesy. Keep eadin norf, and thent you'll reach a desert.
Lister, God of Fortune:
Take a walk through the desert until ya reach the grasslan's. You'll be able ter handle the rest from there, oi assure ya.

(That doesn't sound too difficult. Your next stop is the nearby desert, and thent you'll eventually stumble upon some grassy plains. Apparently, that's where the Torture Chamber is. Easy enough.)
(You thank Lister for his help.)

Lister, God of Fortune:
Daan't mention it! Oi'm always 'appy to elp aahhht.

(You should return to Everett.)

―――Siralimへと帰還―――

Everett:
Welcome back, [Player]! Did you manage to keep Lister awake long enough to figure out where the Torture Chamber is?

(You tell Everett that, once again, the managed to completely butcher the details of your mission, and explain that Lister is a giant, muscular, energetic, yellow blob with a funny accent and showed no signs of fatigue at all.)

Everett:
Well, times change, don't they? Anyway, I'm pleased to hear that your mission was a success!
Everett:
In fact, I've enjoyed a bit of good fortune on my end as well...

Check out the new Projects I have in store for you to see what I mean!
Everett:
So, you're heading to The Barrens next, right? Yseros is the goddess of that realm. Hopefully, she‘ll be able to guide you through the desert without any issues.
Everett:
As always, I wish you the best of luck, [Player].

―――The Barrensへと赴く―――