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I don't think I saw anything and that's ok.
I gotta say I don't like these radios it's just no goddamn good.
Everything is exactly like you described only with feeling.
Everything's good except the parts that aren't.
Everything's A-OK, over.
Everything's perfect, real swept.
I think the fillings in my teeth are interfering with the radio signals.
It's hard to say. I'm not sure. Uh, everything is in order over here though, over.
Hey buddy, things are in order.
I don't know what you heard. Everything's cool over here.
I mean I hate electronics. These radios are finicky little buggers.
I mean I don't see anything.
Not much going on over here ma'am. Sorry, sir.
Nothing going on over here.
Nothing really to speak of. All's well buddy.
No. Got nothing to report at all.
Oh yeah, we're perfectly perfect on over here.
I think I got the radio wet when I was washing my hands.
I thought I saw a ghost but I'm getting tired. Don't listen to me.
All good. Sometime I just see things, not to alarm you.
Things are cool, over.
I think it's radio. It's gotta be a short.
No real issues except I slam my toe into a chair.
Uh nah, um I don't... I don't... zzzzz
Hey buddy everything's in order over here.
Nothing new to report I'd say. Not much at all happening down here.
No problems what so ever, over.
I've been seen a cockroach but that's it.
Can't say much is going on.
No, power station nearby is messing up my radio. That's my only accounting.
A lot of interference on the line. Don't worry. I've got it under control. Everything's fine.
Uh, you're breaking up but uh everything's fine.
All good.I was just daydreaming kind a lost focus for a minute but it won't happen again.
All seems fine. Will holler if I see anything.
All's well. Don't see anything.
No problem except I think I ate too much bran this morning.
Everything's good just banged my head on the toilet no problem.
I bored outta my minds but otherwise fine if it could send down a few beers ha.*1
I would probably wanna call an exterminator or a priest or something but it's fine.
Uh, no problems at all. Can you just send up a pepperoni pizza?
Can you speak a little louder? Sounded like you were buying me a dinner.
Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over the sound of my own boredom.
Everything's fine. Everything's cool.
Everything's fine. No visuals.
Uh, everything's fine just a little clumsy is all. Just stubbed my toe.
Everything's under control, Yes, sir. You are 100% under control.
Everything's OK. Just had too much coffee.
Everything's under control. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Everything's under control. Situation normal.
Everything's cool. Just I had an incident yeah yeah it's fine.
Everything's fine. Just had my headphones turn down.
Everything's under control. Nothing out of the ordinary. Nope.
Everything's cool. I don't see anything.
Nothing new. Just waiting around, getting older, applying for jobs.
I can't hear anything you're saying but everything's fine.
I can't hear you at all but all is well.
I can't make out a goddamn word you're saying but everything's normal. Situation normal.
It's all good. Had a spider incident. It's over now.
It's all good. Just scared by a bee.
Uh, it's all good. I think this place has rats or something.
No, everything's good. Just got a little lost for a second.
No problems except that last taco just ain't sitting right.
No problems except maybe I shouldn't had that hot dog.
No problems. Just sitting here waiting for something to happen.
No problems at all. Everything's cool.
Nothing new down here at all.
Nothing at all going on.
Nothing happening over here.
Nothing new. Same as ever was. Etcetera.
Nothing going on but a grunt.
Can't hear you too well but I'd love a pizza.
We had slight weapons malfunction but uh everything's perfectly alright now.
I'm good. How are you? Uh, never mind.
All fine, all good.
Sorry about that, I'm a little jittery, like ten cups of coffee down, I'm strung out like Justin Bieber and shit.
Just surfing porn on my phone you know ? just doin the do.
All good in here.
Thought I saw my ex-wife and my neighbor, fucked up, right?
I thought I saw something suspicious but nah, it was nothing.
It sounds like someone's breaking in but it was just my shoes squeaking.
Nope, all clear.
Nope, I'm good, how about you? Never mind, just thinking about raining down furious vengeance actually.
Sorry about that, got some crazy nerves today.
Everything is fine fine fine, yes sir, fine o rooney.
Yeah, brief comm malfunction, back to normal now.
Oh,Good. Just waiting for my next piss break, sorry 'bout that.
Oh, I'm pretty bugged out right now, had a dream about turning into a dog, a fucking Pekingese.
Big spiders down here, man *chuckles* Real big
Situation normal, totally un-fucked up
I don't-I think everything is good especially like a bullfight
I'm sleepy but otherwise good *yawns* mostly good
I'm fine, all's fine, probably want to look into hiring an exterminator down here.
All's well, except I'd like a beer.
Sorry about that, I think maybe it's from all the acid I dropped this morning *chuckles* just kidding.
Freaked out by a pigeon, fucking rats of the sky.
Whoa, just had a hell of a sneeze, I think I emptied the contents of my brain if you dig.
Noting much going on here to be honest with you.
Thought I heard something, but nah, everything's cool, nothing doing.
I don't think that was anything... Hello?
Leave your message after the beep, beep! I'm kidding, that's me Steve. It's all fine.
S.. Uh... Status normal. Sir? Over.
Uh... I know, uh I know, nothing at all happening over here.
Uh uh... No, uh status... Totally, completely normal.
Er...er...everything's fine over here.
I bet it's sun spots. I read about them in the Times.
I was draining the mongoose! Half...a...margarita lunch.
Err...I was draining the mongoose! It...needed drainin'.
Nothing really happening over here.
Yeah, I wouldn't place a lot of confidence in what you just heard. Over now.
I doubt that was anything. These devices tend to freak out, you know.
Oh, er, I might have accidentally fallen down.
I don't think that was anything...at all.
I was in the bathroom...if you wanna know the truth, today was Mexican/Eskimo day.
Hell if I know. I read a Stephen King book, though...started exactly like this.
Next time it goes off, we can see...but I don't see anything now.
You've reached...STEVE...He's unavailable at the moment. Leave your number at the beep. BEEEP.
Er, er, status...er, good. Over.
Nope. Maybe the problem is on your side?
Nothing...weird has happened.
Sorry. I forgot about this pager.
Er, no...er, no...nothing at all happening over here.
Are you sure? Really sure? I didn't hear anything.
Uhhh...I think we're all fine down here. It's a little warm.
S-er, sorry, it's all good...over here. Over.
Sorry, we just had a small weapons malfunction over here. Er, over. Sir.
It's good down here. But I think the thermostat's a bit...high.
I don't hear anything. Maybe sun spots?
Yeah, I'm just watchin' the clock.
I heard that noise too. I got the shivers now - but it's all fine. I'll be fine.
Er, not sure. If it happens again...you can worry about it.
Er, wrong number, wrong number. No, I'm kidding. It's fine.
Not a lot to report, to be honest. Over.
We have some mighty big rats.
Are you meaning to tell me these pagers are not working? I was doing some experiments in that...area
Er, my bad. There was some hair gel...situation...yeah.
Are these pagers not waterproof?
I dunno. Maybe it's a problem, but I doubt it.
I'd double check your end. I have little faith in our...technical...support.
Status normal...sir. Over.
I d-er, I don't see much.
Yeah...I don't think we have anything to worry about.
What? Oh... uh, no, I didn't call you, it must be some kind of interference on your end, sorry.
What... uh... I thought... you're the one calling me. What's up?
Oh, I just reached into my pocket and hit the radio button by accident. It won't happen again.
My mistake. Headquarters, I thought I saw something, but it's all clear.
No, nothing's up over here, just uh... same old same old.
Is that you HQ? Uh we've got nothing but static on this end.
Nothing, just, fooling around and I, accidentaly hit the button. Sorry.
I must've pushed the button by accident. It happens.
Headquarters, we just had a short here. You see that on your side?
Uh, sorry about that, everything is fine over here.
No, it's all cool on this end, I didn't hear anything.
Nothing on this end, probably just somebody on the line.
I don't know what happened, I might have hit the button without knowing it.
Nah-ah, nothing's going on.
No, I didn't called you, you called me.
Everything is clear over here.
I... I'm just playing chess in my head.
I've just been thinking about my eighth grade home room teacher, actually.
Oh, I just fell asleep there, I keep hearing things. I need to get more sleep.
I just saw a spider so big. I think, it's from Pacific Rim. But uh...I'm fine now.
I was thinking about, if I left my cellphone...Yeah...I think I left it on.
No, no, just playing chess in my head. Everything is A-Okay.
Just ticking boxes, doing damage as usual.
Aw, who left the goddamn toilet seat up?
I...yeah...maybe I should pay more attention to the wall and my face, uh, I'm fine now.
Uh, I'm good except that I definitely need to ease up on the coffee. I'm vibrating over here.
No problem, I'm thinking I shouldn't have gone to that Chinese place around the corner now.
Oh good, I think is a bit strange, some spot something, uh... solar storm.
Uh...it's all good, I'm great actually.
Yeah, I'm spectacular. Jesus, I hate cockroaches and yeah I'm a pussy.
Hmm? Yeah, just trying to amuse myself down here ... it's not working.
Just thinking about whether I left my stove on ... yeah I think I did.
Uhh ... yeah, my bad, just nodded off actually, had a late night.
All good here, nothing the least bit strange.
Uh ... It's all good, I think this place has rats or something.
No problems, except maybe I shouldn't have had that shrimp at the diner.
I appreciate the concern, but there's a whole lot of nothing going on down here.
Nothing new, just waiting around, getting older, applying for jobs.
It's ... uh ... it's fine, I'm just jumpy.
Everything's good, just got a little lost for a second.
You keep dropping signal, give me a few minutes to straighten this out.
Keep losing your signal, hang on a sec, just going to try something.
No problems, why would there be problems? Everything's fine.
Thanks for calling, uhh ... nothing to report though.
Nothing's happening, quiet night in Jonestown.
I think I should have bought those lottery tickets, I'm feeling lucky.
Thought I heard something ... probably a bird.
We're all good down here, I just zoned out a little.
Uh, I think a rat ate through a cable here, ooh, yeah, I think I see it. Cable crumbs.
Apolagies Control, got my radio and my cellphone mixed up, I was trying to text Leroy.
Sorry, just adjusting my uniform, accidentally hit the alert button, no problems here though.
We read: no alarms, no threats, no excitement, no ... nothing basically.
Sorry *ahem*, radio fell off the shelf while I was taking a dump. Please don't tell my supervisor.
Uh ... just some drunks ... they've moved along now. Everything is A-OK.
Sorry to spook you, Control *ahem*, got dick fingers you see. Pressed alert by accident.
Sorry, been reading the Walking Dead comic, scared the shit out of me, bit shook up.
Sorry Control, thought I saw a masked guman, it was just a cat.
My colleauge was assing around and accidentally hit the alert, we're fine though.
We're fine here, thought I saw something, but I didn't ... it's fine, right?
Nothing's up here but my blood pressure.
Don't worry about it, Control, just the chili Jalapenos I had for lunch.
We're fine, probably shouldn't have had that Sushi I found in the fridge.
Nope, we're fine. Hate to say it, but I saw a spider, it's dealt with.
Sorry Control, uh ... just walked into a lamp post. Everything's fine.
God, I wish there were some crooks breaking in and doing a heist, heist the night up!
Hey, yeah, no problems, sat on the goddamn radio.
Nope, we're all fine here, yep, everything's fine.
The radio is near my crotch ... my boner pressed the button, not me.
Hello, hello, hey. These shitty Russian radios never work. Fucking junk...
I was calling my mom ... thought this was my phone ... silly me.
I thought I heard something too ... it wasn't you?
Sorry, man. Wrong button.
We are okay, control. Nothing to worry about here.
Sorry, control. I uh ... I fell asleep on the button.
Apologies, control. Nothing to report.
Sorry, control. I think the batteries are dying.
Hello ... is it me you, looking for? Over.
We are all fine here, control. How about you?
I thought I saw a burglar, but it was just a burger. The spelling confused me.
Are you sure the call came from here?
I thought I saw a robber, but it was a jogger ... they rhyme, so I was confused.
Everything is cool, maybe your speaker is making things up.
Thanks for caring, but nothing is going on here.
Everything is okay, control. I just need writing to the radio. I'm sorry, control. Nothing to worry about here.
Yeah, I was wondering ... what does a fox say?
Nothing to worry about here. Keep controlling, control.
We all good here, thanks for calling.
I just tested how hard I could press this button. I think my radio broke.
I was changing batteries in my radio ... maybe it was that.
Sorry, all is fine. I'm just hungry. You know my stomach is screaming.
Hey, sorry, everything is 'kay. Thanks for caring.
I just called to say ... I love you. Over.
It's fine, control. I'm new to this.
Everything is fine here, understand? Fine...
Quiet as a grave here, now let me go back to sleep.
It's okay, control, I was just fooling around.
Everything's under control, control.
Everything is great, just great.
Everything is fine here, control, bug someone else, huh?
This is GenSec tech support. If you have a problem with your radio, please contact us during normal business hours. Thank you.
This is a test broadcast of the emergency air waves. This is a test, do not be alarmed, this is a test.
The number you've reached is not in service. Please check the number and dial again. Thank you.
We are experiencing technical issues. There is no cause for alarm, please be at ease.
This is a test of the automatic paging system. Repeat, this is a test.
If you would like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. If you need help, please hang up and dial your operator.
Sorry! I walked into a lamppost. Everything's fine. Except for the lamppost. It's... messed up.
Happy to report that everything here is totally fine and there are no break-ins whatsoever.
We're all fine here! But if you're going to send backup, send some fit guys with a few bottles of Rivertown Glen, will you?
No problems here. Definitely no masked heisters. You hear me? Write that down.
We're fine, control. Just popped a Rivertown Glen, so... stop by!
We're fine. Bald eagle just hit an antenna. I'll deal with the bastard.
Sorry, control. My partner bet me ten bucks I would'nt call you. So... I won.
We're fine. Sorry to bother you, control, but..."
Don't piss yourself, control. I'm looking after everything here.
Stand down, control. Thought we had a 10-6 on our 11-12, but it was just a 4-1 on mine. 602."
Gimme that! *imitates barking* Uhhh, Binky! Gimme that! *imitates growling* Naughty dog, get outta here!"
Just checking. I ask for papers and then I shoot, right? Yes, good procedure.
I come America, happy very, job easy, sit very much hours is ni-ice!
Just a practice drill. You didn't get the order? Aah, someone fucked up.
Routine checking, all clear. No danger, no masked clowns anywhere.
Stand down control. Spotted a badass, but was looking in the mirror.
Barney, what is it? (mutters) You hear control, we're fine.
Completed gamma 6 recon. All clear, nothing to report. Very clear about that.
I'm happy to be in America. Guarding beautiful things for beautiful people. It's good.
Thought unauthorised helicopter fly over. Checked schedule - helicopter's authorised.
I called you control? нет (no), you called me. Must be these damned radios.
All fine here control, zero things to worry about ... in fact, we need less guards.
Uhh ... microwave activated radio ... Barney, your popcorn is getting control.
Reporting uh, gamma 3-2, control, Barney destroyed bathroom ... again.
Keep the channels clear control, breaking protocol: 191 ... uh ... 7. Copy?
Had broken camera, but I managed to fix it. Toothpick and silver tape, Russian ingenuity.
We got texts, uh ... updating radios - one of them touched the wrong wire, *sniggers* dumb as fuck.
We had a bet on response time - you just won twenty dollars. Barney, pay your fat ass up.
Saw a bird ... could be a drone ... nope, just bird.
Saw clowns - realised circus was nearby. Yes, saw clowns, they were funny. Nope, no need for alarm.
This is surprise inspection control. Congratulations, your passed.
A loose button on this radio, control, submitting request for a new radio?
Just testing frequency, control ... loud and clear, bravo.
Completed perimeter sweep, control, nothing to report, zero clowns spotted.
Where is American excitement I was promised? Send some clowns for me to shoot.
Sorry ... American food give gas. Pressed button while ... sorry.
Uh ... was showing Barney Russian wrestling, bumped radio button.
Few kids throwing stones. Dealt with it. No friendly casualties.
So she grab bear by balls and pull ... hard! Ball - oh, control? Sorry, telling Leroy about Russian girls.
It's this stupid radio made in... Челябинск. Ah, must be your stupid receiver control.
American uniform too small for big, strong, Russian body. Accidentally press tiny, American button with big, Russian muscle.
Aaah so that's what this button does. Wonders... God bless the America. Don't send backup.
And that is correct procedure for radio. Class dismissed. Sorry control, stand down.
I'm saving to buy a ranch in Montana. Sorry, you're not interested.
I fell over, heart stopped for several seconds. Fine now, no need for backup.
All fine here control, zero things to worry about. In fact we need less cards.
Bumped my button while performing my duties. Everything here is safe as shit.
Dumb piece of sh... oh, Russian. Everything is fine here.
All clear or as we say in Russia - придурок ты (you moron).
Apologies, was showing Barney Kozak dances. Kick radio, we're fine
We've been getting glitches all day control. Maybe send the tech down... tomorrow?
Pigeons resting on the antenna. Bang! Bang! Pigeons dealt with.
Hey, any chance I can get transfer to somewhere more exciting? No? Oh well...
Have you ever wondered what the fox said?
Any chance I can leave early today? No? Shiiiiiit...
Just testing, control. Your response time is outstanding.
Nothing going on over here. Why'd you asked?
We're hungry here. Send sandwiches.
Sorry. Was beating my chest to feel like a real man. Hit the button.
Must be solar sunspot activity. Only explanation.
My moobs hit the button. I need to work out.
Just checking in. Standard procedure in my old job. All clear.
Just a shadow, control. No problem here.
So this button is the alert? Right, got it.
Uhh...Alpha Romeo Sierra Echo, control.
I think we got a faulty radio, bruh.
Completed my sweep. Commencing, The Sweep.
Just practicing my heart-stopping technique, sorry.
Hey, if we have real problems I'll let you know the safe word. Payday. Ok?
Sorry, we're fine. Saw lights in the sky, just a low flying plane.
Was making a toasted cheese for Barney. Pressed the alert.
Just replacing the batteries, control. We're fine here.
Radio's fucked. I've been picking up Love The Lord.fm all day.
We're fine. Everything is safe. Lots of cops on patrol. No crime at all. No, sir.
This radio is too sensitive, brah. They need re-calibrating.
We have someone banging the door, they just needed to use the shitter. We're fine.
Everything is clear here. Sorry for the worries, brah.
Sorry, was showing Barney how to catch chickens in Ohio. Must've pressed the alert button.
Just a bum hanging out. Gave him $10 and moved him on.
Say, uhh...I was just wondering. Where'd you buy that cologne?
Was trying to tune this radio to the game. Got money on the...uhh...Bishops.
Was showing some chicks my juggling, dropped the radio. Didn't drop the gun though.
My nervous twitch pressed the button, but I'm not nervous. All is fine here.
No problem here, how about you guys? Any action? All-All's calm on my side. Yeah? Nothing at all. Yeah.
I'm sorry I just pressed the wrong... pressed the wrong button, I-I-No-I got the right one now, so that's handy as fuck.
No, sorry lads just a false alarm, just Leeroy fuckin' around. Leeroy quit fuckin' around man!
No, nothing wrong here, just fuckin' bored as usual, you know just wandering around as you do, on patrol.
We're fine control, uhh... Just wanted to talk to someone really umm... Having some issues, you know with the wife.
No, uhh... Jus-Just checking if you guys, hi guys. Uh, does anybody have a deck of cards over there, that we could borrow?
Not to worry lads, everything is under control.
Any problems? Uhh.. Umm.. No, not with us, no problems, all is fine and dandy. "All peaceful on the western front" as I say, heh.
Uhh.. No, we-we're good, uhh.. No problem over here.
Let's solve this once and for all. Batman, or Superman?
"All good over here. How's it looking for you guys?"
"You guys seen Hellboy? Great fucking movie. They really should do a third one."
"Nope. Everything is good over here."
"Marcus tried rubbing my shoulders. I mean, what the fuck? Can we swap partners?"
"So this VR gaming thing. What's your thoughts on it? The future or what?"
"What's up with this shitty radio? It's like it has a life of its own or something."
"Fuck. I think I left the oven on at home."
"I don't get people who like white chocolate more than milk chocolate. I mean, what the fuck?"
"I'm having a juicy ass steak when I get home. That's for fucking sure."
"Sorry, control. Just contemplating if I should chase some pussy tonight or just go home and eat some mango instead. What do you think?"
"You know, I always considered Boromir the best character in The Lord of The Rings. He's just misunderstood."
"Hey, you guys know if the boss's daughter is single? She's fiiiine."
"Marcus is getting some burgers. You want some?"
"Sorry, control. Just remembering the time I killed a man with my bare hands."
"Sorry, control. I must had pressed the wrong button by accident."
"Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof, woof, woof. Hehehe... Remember that song?"
"Wife made some pot roast if you boys are hungry. Come and get it."
"Nothin' wrong, 'cept I'm fuckin' bored out of my mind."
"I got some extra snack pudding*17 if any of you wants some."
"Sorry, but Jesus Christ, this job fuckin' sucks. Aren't you bored?"
"Sorry, lights went out for a sec. I'm not very fond of the dark. Heh heh."
"Yo, you got any nuts over there? You know, those honey roasted ones? Fuckin' love those."
"I coulda made it in porn. Just saying, you know I coulda."
"Sorry, control. Marcus fell over and started crying. He's good now, though."
"Sorry, control. Something just got me thinking of a man who died in my arms after I choked his scrawny little throat. Uhh... kiddin'."
(mimicking radio static) "...sometime...putting...all good...control."
"Someone's breaking in. Heh, just kiddin'."
"We're good. I'm just... fuckin' sleepy." (yawning)
"It's all good. Just wanted to ask will you take my shift on Saturday."
"Sorry, control. I just came to think how easy it is to break someone's neck. 'Snap,' it says. Just kiddin'. How the hell should I know, right?"
"Me and Marcus are thinking about playing some Dungeons and Dragons after the shift. You guys in? We could really use a cleric in the party."
"What? You called me."
"This might actually be the world's most boring job."
"Ha! Leroy is such a tosser! He thinks he can outdrink me. Yeah, right, like that would ever happen."
"So, tell me control - Jared Leto as the new Joker, yay or nay?"
"Don't you just love watchin' panicked people runnin' for their lives? No? Heh, I'm just jokin' mate! Listen up, you think I'm off my rocker?"
"It's a ripper of a day, isn't it, control? Life's good, ye?"
"I don't wanna put you on the spot, but I gotta ask. Vampires or werewolves? Who wins in a battle? Me and Leroy can't decide."
"No, no problem over here. Everything is A-okay."
"I just can't get over the season finale on the Walking Dead. I need to talk to someone about it..."
"Control, I'm just really craving some good pudding. You got any?"
(Singing) "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you! Oh, sorry, is this on?"
You know, I could really go for a croc burger right now. A good and juicy croc burger. That'd be something, ye?
Sorry, control, I must have pressed wrong button.
I'm making some Vegemite sandwiches for the lads, you want some, control?
(Singing) "Can't touch this! *hums* Can't touch this... Oh,I pressed the button, sorry control! "
(Singing) "I come from a land down under,where beer flows and men chunder... Oh, sorry, is this on? Hello?"
Sorry to disturb control, I thought I saw something suspicious but it was nothing.
Leroy is being a fuckin' drongo, can we switch partners?
Oh, what? No, no...I mean, yes... no, everything is fine here, okay?
Sorry control, did you hear any of that? Just my pet rat, Ernie, attacking Leroy... but we're fine now.
Oh, I'm such a drongo. I thought I saw a group of clowns in masks running by. Jeez, I must be tired, sorry 'bout that control.
Crickey, I'm bored as batshit, is there any action,control?
Well, bugger me! I think I left my stove on at home... Well, nuthin' to do about that now...
Hey control, come over here after your shift ends. I'll show you my sweet Melbourne shuffle moves.
Uhm, nope, everything is clear here control, nothing weird happening, nothing at all.
Nah, we're good, just a random man walkin' around. I gave him a slice of cheddar and sent him away.
No, no real problem control. Leroy is upset because I said I don't believe he would last long if a zombie outbreak happened.
Ha! Leroy is such a tosser! I ate his Snickers and now he's crying about it. Get some bollocks man, I'll get you another one!
(yawn) "God I'm bugged, Can I get of my shift early?"
So, this saturday, are we gonna party or what? I'm looking to get my groove on.
I'm thinking of getting myself a dog, and naming him Bloodlord. Come here, Bloodlord! That's right, that's a good boy!
Hey control, my band The Sandwich Babies are playing on Friday. You reeeeally need to come check us out, it's gonna be a ripper of a show.
"Sorry control, I was just scratching my balls. You don't know what i mean,cuz you ain't got no balls but that's okay."
"These fucking radios don't work half the damn time. We are not in fucking Cuba !"
"What!? Everybody masturbates on the job sometime. Yeah, you too, I fucking saw you."
"Come on, I was taking a shit okay! Is that okay with you? You gonna leave me alone or what?"
"Hey, you ever been to Cuba? Well I have, it fucking sucks. It's too hot, and there are commies everywhere."
"Hey, no reason to be so edgy control. Everything is fine over here."
"Hey control, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Yeah I know, its driving me crazy!"
"Hey control, the radio just went fucking deaf for no reason. Why we use this crap anyway? We are not in fucking Cuba"
"It's okay control, yeah just changing the batteries, this radio is piece of shit you know"
"It's okay control, i thought i have some strange noise but it was just my stomach."
"Uh yeah, listen, there's some guy here, you know Nevermind, it was nothing."
"Why we have this fucking radios anyways? Nothings gonna happen, we should just go home."
"Hey, I'm fucking bored here, how long is left to my shift you assholes?"
"I'm getting tired to this shit, I'm tired to you. That's for sure, we should stop talking like these."
"Okay hey control, it seems to be fire here, oh wait a minute, no hang on, no fire. I'm just hallucinating cuz i'm so fucking bored."
"It's okay control, i was just saying hello to my little friend, you what I mean? hahaha."
"Control, i think maybe we should take a rest of the shift off, okay? Go home, go to a bed, get a drink, get laid. I'm not gonna tell on you."
"I've been having dreams my friend, really bad dreams, I like to talk about it, you wanna talk?"
"Hey control, just checking if you are awake, you doing okay there?"
"It's okay control, everything is cool, no Cuban criminals in the area, only American criminals with no balls. No I'm kidding, no criminals."
"Sorry control, i was just thinking about your mama, no I'm kidding i wasn't. Really c'mon I love you okay? not like that you know, ehh as a friend."
"Stop calling me all the time, oh, i call you? When? It was nothing, wrong number."
"What? you thinking i'm sleeping on the job? You don't trust me? What if you gonna do if you don't trust me huh? We have to talk about this, one later."
"Fuck this, I wanna play some cards. I come of to you okay? I'm not talk to boss if you don't."
"All good here control, I just step on a listen and got you a little surprise. We're going in and out, nice and quite, just like in the spy movies."
"Hey, control, I was just thinking about joining the army, you know, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them, what do you say?"
"Yeah hey, I wanna large family pizza with a pepperoni cheese and mushroom, maybe a six pack of beers?"
"There's nothing happening here, I should go home, you should go home."
"Hey control, I had could to calling me before but I was fucking bored couldn't bring myself to talk, but now here I am. You happy Huh?"
"All quiet here control, it's too quiet. Just send us a tequila, Hocus? Maybe some blow?"
"You know You could be a bad guy who kill control and I'm pretending to be there. How would I know You could be coming for me right now. huh?"
"Hey control, I had been having all these strange kind of dreams lately, We got clowns, guns and chasing me. Is that normal?"
"I answer you when i fucking want to okay? I've had a hard life you know I work for this, now let me fucking do my job peace and quite alright? stop calling me all for the time."
It's okay control, I just went brain dead here for a moment you know This job is for fucking morons, yeah, yeah that's right, he miss you."
"I was just thinking we could pass time making for prank calls, best one buys drinks okay?"
"No, I'm no alright, I'm pissed okay? When i got back there, I'm gonna fucking kick some asshole all over the fucking place."
"How the fuck is this radio works anyway? You got a fucking manual? What am I supposed to do with this?"
"Oh sorry, I was just thinking of this story about Castro falling in love with a donkey, it's a true story, beautiful donkey you know And this fucking Priest walks in, you know this one? No? Ahh too bad."
"You keep quite will you? Bad guys could sneaking around there, I don't want them, to hear you."
"I think there was a piece of tin foil on the antenna, is fixed now."
"Hey, you take it easy when you talk okay? That's right, I'm fucking okay, now leave me the fuck alone."
"Hey control, it's reeealy quiet here. Don't worry."
"Oh, everything is okay here control. I was just uh... having a snack."
"Got no time to talk, man. I'm keeping watch."
"Hey control did you ever see El Santo fight on TV? It's masked man is cool, right?"